@defdanielle: there are naturally attractive people and then there are people like me who take pictures from good angles with the right lighting
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@GABBYdaAngSaya: God: You'll be cursed to travel the desert for 35 years Moses: *slipping him $20* How about 30 [Later] Moses: We must wander for 40 years
@chuuew: My friend's getting rich by selling photos of koi in clothes. He says it's as easy as shooting fish in apparel.
@sixfootcandy: (Avoids bear attack by spraying him in the face with Axe Body Spray) Bear: *crying and coughing* Why?