@CelticMoonDance: There are no absolutes in this world. Except vodka.
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@shanethevein: Don't you love followers that don't acknowledge your existence. Its so cute. Its like I have tiny marriages all over the world.
@FuckabillyRex: -Why are you dressed like that? -I'm a wizard. -That's a bath robe. -Wizard's robe. -You're not magic, Ben. -Watch me make my job disappear.
@ShesARealGenius: [Snail Court] Snail Lawyer: Permission to approach the bench, Your Honor? Snail Judge: I'm sorry; we don't have that kind of time.