@CelticMoonDance: There are no absolutes in this world. Except vodka.
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@redhotirish75: My neighbors headboard kept me up last night so I yelled," the guy last night made her scream louder." Then it got quiet..
@MasterOfFury: i like dropping off a tweet to FB & watch as everyone cautiously forms a circle around it, looking confused while prodding it with a stick.
@jewfacekilla: MTVs Teen Mom has been cancelled. At least one person on that network knows when to pull out.
@skittle624: State Farm Like a good neighbor, stay on your side of the yard, pretend I'm not there, and let's have as little interaction as possible.