@ticknada: Anyone that says I'm a lover not a fighter has clearly never been in a relationship over 6 months

@shkeeber: I'm a narsciic- narcssiss- narcasassi- narcysis-narcis- I'm better than you.

@thejessbess: I'm rubber. You're glue. I don't conduct low voltage electricity. You're great for arts & crafts.

@KentWGraham: I’m forgetful. My wife is rememberful.

@TheKenyan_: I just want to buy an old Mercedes Benz,so people will think I have been rich for a long time.