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@leadnotfolow: There are only 2 Canadian things I don't like:
1) Celine Dion
2) Canadian geese

Guess which one is chasing me everytime I go outside.

There are only 2 Canadian things I don’t like: 
1) Celine Dion 
2) Canadian geese

Guess which one is chasing me everytime I go outside.

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