@Michael1979: There are probably fewer bees around now because a lot of them are still in prison for murdering Macaulay Culkin in My Girl
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@weenbeans: (child accidentally being born in butcher shop) Shirtless mother: what should we name him? Father: um..*looks around room* a..bra...ham
@GrandadJFreeman: If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.
@monicaheisey: i watched a bunch of spy movies and developed this extremely accurate FBI floorplan