@MsFoxIfUrNasty: There are so many songs that tell us how to breathe. It's like musicians and songwriters have never heard of the autonomic nervous system.
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@Jasmin_Tatts: I don't usually spank the kids while we're in Walmart but yours were just asking for it.
@myonlymizztake: I got a text from an unknown number that said "Game on." It's either a wrong number, or someone wants to wear my skin like a suit.
@thomas_violence: 'gamer' & 'foodie' are bullshit labels because they suggest you are something b/c you passively enjoy something everyone passively enjoys
@Manda_like_wine: What's the proper salutation to use when writing a resignation letter to your children?