@jdforshort: There are some problems in life that can be solved with chocolate....others require a full clip and a shovel.
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@ValeeGrrl: I take it personally when the UPS guy drops off a package for my neighbors but doesn't bring me one.
@freypalm: Cowboy: Wake up Lou—somethin's spookin' the horses. [outside] Horse: [shining flashlight in face] But this "Apple Store"… HAD NO APPLES.
@upsidedowntrash: Link: [plays 'Song of Time'] Zelda: No no that's all wrong! There's no E in that melody. Link: [plays 'Song of Tim']
@OrangeFact: [Date] ME: I hope you like your wine dry HER: But of cour- umm that's just a glass of raisins ME: *mouth full of raisins* it's weally dwy