@jdforshort: There are some problems in life that can be solved with chocolate....others require a full clip and a shovel.
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@1Happytwit: You don't need to use your words if you're carrying a machete. People just seem to figure it out.
@slaughthie: I got called "vein" and I'm just like, k not the most vital component of the circulatory system but still essential so thank you
@ProdigyNelson: [1st time buying drugs] Me: can I get a *reads smudged notes on hand* married iguana Guy: *opens coat to reveal married iguanas* Me: hell ya