@twowitwowoo: There are two good reasons never to drink water from the toilet. No 1 and No 2s!
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@ArrogantBB8: *hears your text message notification beep* *constantly imitates it so you check your phone for no reason*
@chris_isloi: Holy shit, remember rhymes with September. If no one thought about putting that in a song, I'm gonna be rich.
@rpbateman: Fun Fact: When you die, someone will feel inconvenienced that your funeral is on a particular day. lol
@theNuzzy: Facebook: Adele is such an inspiration. Instagram: Adele looking beautiful in her gown. Twitter: Adele sounds like a chimney sweeper.