@twowitwowoo: There are two good reasons never to drink water from the toilet. No 1 and No 2s!
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@LizHackett: Every evening from 7 to 8 PM, my neighbor's child practices piano with what sounds like her face.
@The_MartiniGirl: Pretty sure I just did some classical ballet move as I got off the computer chair to get to the kitchen and saw a spider on my floor.
@WheelTod: I hate it when people go round quoting the bible. I haven't even read it yet, but somehow folks think it's cool to give key plot points away