@twowitwowoo: There are two good reasons never to drink water from the toilet. No 1 and No 2s!
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@SCbchbum: Thanks for warning me to be careful after I slipped & fell. I'll be sure to wish you luck on your lab test results at your funeral.
@meganamram: I never give homeless people drugs because I know they're just going to trade them for food
@InternetHippo: Pokémon Go has taught us that there's a disturbing number of dead bodies just laying around everywhere