@twowitwowoo: There are two good reasons never to drink water from the toilet. No 1 and No 2s!
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@BatmanOffDuty: One day I bet bullets will be replaced by flowers, and guns will probably be replaced by something that fires flowers with deadly force.
@GBRougecity: "What a nice doggie." "I'll have you know it's not a doggie but a pure bred." "YOU HAVE A DOG MADE OUT OF BREAD??!!!!"
@TheSnideOne: Face tattoos are a great way to let people know that you don't owe on any student loans.