@neiltyson: There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who divide everybody into two kinds of people, and those who don't.
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@hyperblastchic: Luke: Lightsabers cut through anything. Ninja: So does a samurai sword. L: But does it make a cool noise? N: *cuts off Luke's other hand*
@Rollinintheseat: I wish job sites ranked jobs by the level of human interaction you will have to deal with on a daily basis.
@truegritrumble: MOM: Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite. ME: I'd like to see them TRY *slowly pulls katana from beneath pillow*