@Rockenden: To the first designer to make skirts so tight that a slit had to be added to the back: Good job. Flip flop guy: Go stand in the corner.

@internetluke: [Seahawks locker room] Coach: okay if we want to win we will need to have a bigger number for the score! Wilson: well put! Well put!

@Nikkeya08: I tried playing dead to see how my 6 yr old would react... turns out if i die he'll poke me and go down stairs and eat chips...

@mrtruthandsoul: Million dollar idea: let's start a Twitter swear jar

@ChaseMit: Hey, people who act like they're about to fight but are really friends, you are FREAKING the rest of us out.