@gerryhatric: There are two reasons I often don't reciprocate:
1. I get distracted.
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@ThisOneSayz: Cross a mobster in the streets. Horse's head in the sheets.
@skullpuppy11: Barista: How do you take your coffee? Me: Seriously. Very seriously.
@JUSTLisandra: My ex is coming to town tomorrow so I have to lose fifty pounds by morning.
@hoedeehoe: (1st day in heaven) Angel: STOP ASKING EVERYBODY WHAT THEY DIED OF
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