@funflaps: Just met up with my heroine dealer. Got three Wonder Womans and a She-Ra.

@NathanBgood: He died doing what he loved, waving a metal rod on a rooftop in a storm, yelling FU, GOD! Although he slipped & fell, Ted's memory lives on.

@UncleDuke1969: Me: Tell me about your weekend. Bob: Why? You never ask. Me: I find your voice acts like a laxative. Bob: That's disgus- Me: It worked! Bye.

@MAB1013: Fair warning....if you talk while I am counting cups of flour for a recipe, I will stab you with the knife I'm using to level them off.

@GrandadJFreeman: My favorite part of The Lion King is the part where Nicki Minaj held up baby Simba.