@just1fool: There are two sides to every story. My side and the right side.
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@Shot_Of_Cabo: I'll never call a radio station because I'm afraid they'll give me tickets to go somewhere and do something.
@Mom_Overboard: Me: Dare me to find out how many Reese's peanut butter cups can fit in my mouth?! Date: What's happening right n- Me: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
@Beerhaze: Having a wife and daughters, I try bottles in the shower until I find one that doesn't burn my balls and wash myself all over with that one.
@XplodingUnicorn: If you still have a landline, I assume you also own a butter churn and ride a dinosaur to work.