@envydatropic: There are two versions of every story and the drunk one is usually the better one
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@Peauxtassium: I’ve always taught my children that no matter what race or religion, all good looking people deserve respect.
@Overdue_Bills: Sorry Windows. The only thing a "strong" password will do is lock me out of my own computer when drunk. 1234 it is.
@StrugglesBGbb: My mom told me today that she is surprised I don't have a cat. I told her I was surprised she has a husband.