@heymonroe: There aren't enough love songs about the moment you see your luggage appear at baggage claim.
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@lazerdoov: "Be cool, it's the cops" I said to my 3 cats I dressed up like robbers as my other 3 cats came out of the kitchen dressed like policemen
@spookperson: white people eradicated entire populations for spices and yet the bay leaf remains a mystery
@weinerdog4life: Did you know you can just buy live lobsters? Anyway can I use your shower mine is full of lobsters
@WheelTod: Sure Charlie got himself a Chocolate Factory, but his grandparents got to stay in bed for 20 years so ask yourself who were the real winners