@GFGander: There better be a martial arts tournament in Australia called Mortal Wombat
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@Mr_Kapowski: U.S. DEPT OF FORESTRY: Sir, we believe you're hunting illegally GUY IN ALL CAMO W/ ORANGE HAT: *takes off hat* USDOF: Dammit we lost him
@TheAlexP: Rapunzel is my favorite story about a girl who would do anything to have her hair pulled.
@swiftenhaal: Carp we hit an iceberg! What am I herring? This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me? You're so shellfish Fin