@GFGander: There better be a martial arts tournament in Australia called Mortal Wombat
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@JessBWatson: I'm not sure what I did wrong but the pile of LEGOs left on the bath mat while I was in the shower seems like some kind of threat.
@oigoabuya: How to find out if you old. (Fall down in front of a group of people.) If they laugh, you are young. If they panic, you are old.
@pleatedjeans: [blind date] So,where you from? [eyes turn black] T h E S E v E n T H C i R C L e O F H e L L Oh nice. ever miss it? [cries blood] Y e s