@GFGander: There better be a martial arts tournament in Australia called Mortal Wombat
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@AndyAsAdjective: I'm extremely good at being so close to getting a prediction right. I'm like an Almostradamus.
@KentWGraham: If you want to know how I rate in our household, my wife has one term of endearment for me and 74 for our dog.
@AnkCoupleTO: [almost at the moon] Buzz: *explosive diarrhea* DID YOU PUT SOMETHING IN THE TANG, ARMSTRONG? Neil: *steals speech out of his pocket* nope