@zorgod: There is a disturbing amount of product placement in my dreams.
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@TheFemKilljoy: The only time I hate being single is when I knock something over & catch it before it hits the ground but there's no one around to see it.
@just1fool: The last beer didn't tell me why life is so confusing but it told me the next one would.
@Bdell1014: If you're going Black Friday shopping tomorrow, be a decent human being & turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights