@Mikecanrant: There is a huge spider in my kitchen so I will be tweeting from on top of this table for whatever the life span of this species is.
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@radtoria: [chicken buying a car] Salesman: Hop on in! You're gonna love these bucket seats. Chicken: OH GOD
@anerdonfire2: Just so you know, you will be asked to leave the funeral if you do a drum solo on the coffin...no matter how epic it is