@Mikecanrant: There is a huge spider in my kitchen so I will be tweeting from on top of this table for whatever the life span of this species is.
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@JennyPentland: "Mommy, I don't wanna grow up and die!" "Oh. Well, you can die at any age, really."
@joeyhuggles: My favorite response to someone asking how something works... "Magic" even when I do know how it works. Because Lazy