@Mikecanrant: There is a huge spider in my kitchen so I will be tweeting from on top of this table for whatever the life span of this species is.
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@AthenaMystique: Canadians have to stick together. Really, it's the massive amounts of maple syrup. They don't have much of a choice.
@ticknada: Everyone is an atheist until you zip your fly up too quick Then its all Lord Jesus please help
@juliussharpe: Dating is good practice for parenting because you learn not to care when someone is crying in a restaurant.