@HiddleDeeDee: "There is a policeman in here and he will ARREST YOU." And other inspirational things I say to my kids when we're in public.
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@click4amanda: My dad called to ask if sending an email to the USA costs more. I told him a LOT more, better not risk it
@DirtMcTurd: [Weekend in NYC with my wife] Wife: Did you know Comicon is in NYC this weekend? Me walking out of bathroom in a Deadpool costume: No clue
@DougBenson: That was the most exciting race between two stationary vehicles I have ever seen. #GreaseLive