@kolchak: There is a time and a place for accosting people with baguettes (2 p.m., Whole Foods).
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@DBMaxP: It's a good thing I'm off for a vacation soon. It took me 15 minutes of her talking about her Volvo before I realized she meant her car
@LlamaInaTux: Turbulence is when the airplane hits someone's family photos backed up in the cloud.
@TheBoydP: The guy who first said "hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil" was a genius, but the next guy who put it with monkeys, not so much.
@_NTFG_: DOCTOR: Are you sexually active? ME: Depends on what you mean by active. There are plenty of active volcanos that haven't gone off in years