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@TheAlexP: Don't you hate when you do something out of the kindness of your heart & someone gets upset because you shoved a pack of gum in their mouth?
@markydoodoo: It's hard to think about mama johns staying home with all the children johns while papa johns are away at pizza wars.
@briancthayer: [food naming committee] ... Ok. Cow? - Beef Ground up? - Burger Great. Pig? - Pork Baked & sliced? - Ham Super! Deer? - Venison Fish? - Fish
@envydatropic: *Switches between 4 different news channels for an hour* Has literally no idea what's going on in the world