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@RelatabIe: whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can
@ddsmidt: Tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself. It's okay, I've had it coming for some time now.
@NikiWithIssues: I hate airplanes and flying. It's like someone throwing a can full of people over the ocean and hoping someone in Europe will catch it.
@badbanana: When I want something a little healthier than an ice cream sandwich, I usually go for an ice cream salad.