@Cravin4: There is no better karate instructor than a spider web in your face.
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@NintenDom: Just so we're all clear: NASA is getting a direct feed from a robot on Mars, but I still can't make a cell phone call from my basement.
@HollyHeals: Dressing up as the grim reaper while at work in the ER is not amusing says HR. So uptight.
@davidkenny100: It's impossible to be a parent and stay on twitter so I'm afraid it's time to say goodbye. So this is your uncle, you live with him now.