@simoncholland: There is no bigger warning of their behavior than my wife calling them, "your kids."
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@Marcmywords2: Never compliment a woman on her sideburns ............no matter how magnificent they look.
@ericsshadow: *orders pepperoni pizza* Her: you need to start taking better care of yourself. *calls back, adds mushrooms*
@upsidedowntrash: [carrot slice falls on the floor] Ah well I guess it's in the trash with you [potato chip falls on the floor] YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE.