@totallyinatiff: There is no cool way to chase after a ping pong ball.
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@thepunningman: Police: Cover me Rookie: ok [pulls out guitar] Every little thing she does is magic
@jonnysun: MAGICIAN: think of a card! ME: ok. MAGICIAN: is… this ur card? [holds up card that says "UGH I HATE MAGIC SHOWS THIS IS CRAP"] ME: holy crap
@inmynewskin: I’m going on an all breadcrumb diet because I’ve never seen a duck with a double chin.
@AllyBallyBeal: Are you alone? Afraid? Lonely? Then you'd better turn up the TV because I just heard a noise