@Soo_Scandalouss: There is no doubt in my mind, I would trade my ovaries for another liver.
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@AmericanGent69: *holds flashlight under chin Me: suddenly the mystery of... Son: haha Dad has like 3 chins *drops flashlight Me: SANTA CLAUS IS FAKE!!
@brettminor: In 1993, I saw a toddler slip on ice and land on a cat, but I didn't have any social media outlet to tell people about it. So, here it is.
@deegeemindi: Apparently coming to the Easter egg hunt dressed like the playboy bunny was not appropriate.
@Sanbel11: Stuck in traffic but luckily few people are beeping their horns so we'll be moving any second now.