@Bearslietoo: There is no "i" in "team," but there is a lot of "alcohol" in my "fridge" because I enjoy abusing my liver.
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@leshnevsky: Scars make a man handsome? Bathe your cat every day and you'll become the sexiest man in the city very soon!
@UncleDuke1969: Hello! Is it me you're looking for? Hello! Is it me you're looking for? Hello! Is it me you're looking for? (Lionel Richie, speed dating)
@LostCatDog: I peed in an ocean, but I'm not going to tell you which one - you're going to have to take your chances.
@ObscureGent: I want to apologize to D.C. Comics for saying that the Lex Luther becoming president story arc could never happen in real life.