@iSamJack: "'There is no 'I' in team!" *Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam*
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@_eric_alexander: I'm gonna start carrying breath mints around in an engagement ring box just to briefly make women really uncomfortable during conversation.
@vinfury: Hey you know what will go good with all that beer you just drank? Social media and a camera phone!
@MelKassel: 1 rabbit can make 1,000+ babies in its life DATE: how do you know that *shouting over deafening hopping sounds from the attic* INTERNET
@yoopnative: I'm broke but not "vacuums the air filter* instead of replacing it" broke. *more than twice.