@iSamJack: "'There is no 'I' in team!" *Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam*
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@Harpers_Halo: When people say they did something "like a boss" I just picture them doing it fatter and with less hair
@murrman5: [backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this? [next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
@Tmoney68: My idea to call our weekend bicycling group the "Pedalphiles" was not well-received AT ALL.