@CMHorrocks: "There is no 'I' in team!" Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam.
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@finah: this little girl next door just opened her window and yelled “what’s 49 plus 13?” so i yelled back 62 and she said thank you god
@MrIceMachine: Happy imagery of the day: A mouse dressed as a pirate sits on your shoulder while you work and pretends to steer you holding a potato-chip.
@simoncholland: Are we sure the wise men who brought frankincense and myrrh weren't just trying to sign Mary up for their essential oils pyramid scheme?
@TheBoydP: Did you know a tornado with no debris is called a naked twister? Related: This evening is not going how I imagined.