@rivetingbonmots: There is no "I" in the word "team," but I don't think that means anything about team work. That's just how it's spelled.
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@Storminika: I walked past a lady in her car with convertible down. She locked the door out of fear. So I smacked her in the back of the head & ran way
@Jandalize: Karma is my daughter bragging about getting to sleep late this week and forgetting to turn off her alarm.
@carlyken: Give it to me straight "I'd really like to have sex with you-" Now give it to me gay "-r boyfriend."