@ProfessorWeed_: There is no more cake. This is my suicide note.
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@LeahsLounge: If you love something, set it free... Except if 'It' is a man. Because he'll get lost, and won't ask for directions.
@Mr_Kapowski: If anyone can remember the jokes from Popsicle sticks, I'll be exposed for the fraud I am
@DaddyJew: Cop: are you currently under the influence of any mind altering substances? Me: just that gorgeous smile of yours Cop: get outta here
@PimpleEye: Thanks for the Facebook invite to your wedding cheapass. Please enjoy this FarmVille mystery gift on the occasion of your marriage.