@Blondiethegood: There is no panic like the panic you feel when you think you may have clogged the toilet at someone else's house.
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@FillWerrell: I've never been in love... But I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
@VaultsOpen: My 6 year old nephew is legitimately pissed off that there is no actual monkey in the monkey bread.
@SamuelHLowe: - You pay more attention to the TV than you do me! - Ma'am, do you want me to fix your cable or not?
@AaronFullerton: If you had a terrible childhood, you'll be super-bummed out by Bank of America's options for security questions.