@Blondiethegood: There is no panic like the panic you feel when you think you may have clogged the toilet at someone else's house.
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@Alex_N_Chains: The ironic thing about the original Scooby Doo adventures was that the only real supernatural phenomena they encountered was a TALKING DOG.
@thefosterer: If I ever lose my girlfriend in the mall I just start checking other girls out and bam there she is yelling at me
@iwearaonesie: wife: how is it outside? me: windy. almost blew one kids hat off and some guy's trying to figure out how to get his smart car out of a tree
@2014longview: If you carry a baseball bat in your car, you should carry a glove too. Your lawyer will thank you.