@Blondiethegood: There is no panic like the panic you feel when you think you may have clogged the toilet at someone else's house.
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@SortaBad: If you don't want to be there today, just say "I'm just here for the food and hopefully some good commercials. Also congrats on the wedding"
@natalayhehoo: It's all fun and games until you accidently grab the hand sanitizer instead of the lube.
@gerryhallcomedy: me: *turns around in swivel chair* *tents fingers* I guess you never expected to see ME again... Boss: Must we do this every Monday?
@CerebralWreck: [date started at 9 pm] [9:30 pm] Her: I love long awkward silences. [10:20 pm] Me: Me too.