@lawyerthoughts: "There is no such thing as a stupid question." - person who has never walked my family through attaching a photo to an email.
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@BangMyBongo: Asking your mom, "Will there be any pretty girls coming?" Is a good way of getting out of going to your family reunion..
@bad_as_you_want: My boss said , "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my wonder woman costume
@Ideal_Victoria: Me: It’s a beautiful night Him: What? Me: It’s a BEAUTIFUL night Him: What? Me: *opens trunk* I SAID, IT’S A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT!