@FeverFlave: Why does Mommy always say no?
Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.
@novicefather: This guy just climbed through a thicket of waist-high shrubbery to avoid walking past me.
That's the kind of anti-social I aspire to be.
@thatguyJA: My son ate all the marshmallows in the Lucky Charms and well guess who isn't paying for his college now.
@3sunzzz: Me: My son totaled another car.
Progressive: I see that you insure 3 teen sons?
M: yes
P: *covers phone* HEY GUYS, WE'RE GOING TO ARUBA!
@MissNaughty1801: *on the phone
Him: where are you?!
Me: I'm just waiting for the train
Him: hurry up
Me:...no problem. I'll be waiting faster
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