@tjinscot: There is no "we" in chocolate.
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@_Tempo11: My family's invaded my house for the weekend. As a side note my dog's been walked 18 times
@iwearaonesie: [dinner] son *sigh* What a day wife *kicks me under the table to get me to respond* me *slides my beer over to him* wife *kicks me harder*
@PeteBlackburn: Biden: I wonder if I’ll still get free ice cream when I’m no longer VP Obama: Joe, we have bigger problems. Biden:
@CulturedRuffian: Me: I wonder why I don't have any friends and can't seem to find anyone to date. Also me: