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@mzyvonne7: There is no "we" in pizza
@TheDeducers: Tombstone: Here lies Houdini
2nd Tombstone: Now I'm over here
@teddywah: Pardon me while I slip into something a little more... unconscious.
@miffedmim: I swear my husband thinks 90% of what I do as a stay home mom is walk around the house & hide his stuff
*hides some stuff
It's maybe 35%
@rdm_guy: If a cannibal ate a comedian, that would lead to some funny shit.
@jonnysun: *the force awakens*
*the dark knight rises*
*they make eye with eachother adn realize they were sleepig in the same bed*