@mzyvonne7: There is no "we" in pizza
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@sssh_squirrel: I'm going to just start biting the faces of people that stand too close during a conversation.
@NJPsychDoc: My stages of drunk: 1. You're UGLY 2. You're HOT 3. You're BEAUTIFUL 4. Your HONOR in my defense......
@Ristolable: I had a teacher in high school who always assumed we'd give the wrong answer. "What's hotter, green or red peppers?" Green "Nope. Green."
@omgthatspunny: The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.