@Ideal_Victoria: There is nothing more enjoyable than watching a child being chased by a seagull.
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@david8hughes: [overhears girl at work crying because her grandad & her dad died this month] Me: not all men are like that
@Dawn_M_: Astronauts wear helmets to hide their tears when they discover the moon isn't made of cheese.
@jimmytorosian: Me: Have a taste of your own medicine *I force the pills the Dr. prescribed for me down his throat* Me: WHO HAS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION NOW?!
@rolldiggity: Either the kids on my street were playing with sidewalk chalk, or this is a crime scene and a bunch of stars and cats just got murdered.