@MommaUnfiltered: There is nothing quite as genuine as hearing from a friend you haven't seen in forever and finding out she sells Avon now.
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@RiaWojo: I don't go out very much because I'm broke, but oh boy, once I'm rich, I'm gonna have to come up with another excuse.
@Book_Krazy: Judge: So, you don't know how the victims blood got in your car? Clown: In my defense Your Honor, there were 46 other passengers in the car
@briangaar: DID YOU KNOW: If you don't eat animal products, you will take it out on everyone else forever?