@MommaUnfiltered: There is nothing quite as genuine as hearing from a friend you haven't seen in forever and finding out she sells Avon now.
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@GrantTanaka: me: pls don't do that kids: [do it anyway] me: I told you not to do that kids: are you new
@SamuelHLowe: - Baby, I just want everything to be like it was at the beginning. - When we first met? - No, before that.
@GrumpyBahr: People who eat hotdogs from a gas station, you know there's faster ways to commit suicide?