@Breadery: There is nothing sadder than waking and turning to see the love of your life's face to find she has deflated in the night.
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@OhSweetCharity: Damn boy, are you my yoga class? Because I want to get hot and sweaty with you in 37 different poses and then not be able to walk tomorrow.
@sammyrhodes: Shaving your beard is a great way to remember what you looked like when you were 5.