@Breadery: There is nothing sadder than waking and turning to see the love of your life's face to find she has deflated in the night.
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@shopkins776: I'm scared some kid is going to break into my house and fleek me to death with a bae
@batkaren: I'm on the steak diet. You just have four steaks for breakfast, four for lunch, then a sensible dinner of six steaks.
@Cryptoterra: learn just enough tap dancing just to tap dance out of the room when you win an argument
@NickSchug: If I worked at a pizza place I would use pepperoni to spell out "Marry me?" on pizzas all the time just to make things awkward for couples.