@thedayofthedot: there is nothing wrong with being nice, but there is something wrong with being nice to people.
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@lasergirl70: On Valentine's evening I usually stay in and watch a romantic movie. You know, like American Psycho.
@angibangie: *Husband buys me flowers* Me: Aw sweet, but don't waste money on things that are going to die. Him: But you keep buying the cat food.
@Underchilde: Wife: “Take me to bed or lose me forever.” Husband: *Thinks about it for 45 minutes*