@yoyoha: there should be a jail just for people that don't break apart kit kats before they eat them
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@HannahFlores01: Accepting water from a salesperson is a sign of weakness. *faints from dehydration*
@SortaBadass: Naming your daughter after a luxury car or precious gemstone is a wager with the universe that your parenting can make her not be a stripper
@rickygervais: Trump worked his way up from nothing. He's going to give every American the same 1 million dollars he started with. That's all you need.