@yoyoha: there should be a jail just for people that don't break apart kit kats before they eat them
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@coketruck76: Me: I'm into fitness Trainer: not again M: fitness whole pizza in my mouth T: you should go M: this isn't going to "workout" T: LEAVE NOW
@Sarcasticsapien: I want to create a show called "Deja Vu" simply for the "Previously on Deja Vu".