@Loli_Sug: There should be a "shame" setting on showerheads.
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@PaperWash: dad: I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU YOUNG MAN son: HI VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU YOUNG MAN IM GREG dad: omg [sheds a tear]
@junejuly12: Asking if judges go commando under their robes is a sure-fire way to get out of jury duty.
@Marlebean: When I die, I want people to think back lovingly about me and say "oh, I thought she was already dead"
@NotJPo: Your wife will always agree to let you go out and get drunk with your friends and as long as you're smart and don't go.