@sameblacklist: There should be an eBay for evil people so they can purchase evil people stuff without having their motives questioned.
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@tigersgoroooar: Boy becomes Jedi, gets married, turns evil, has twins, becomes Darth Vader, complicated crap, ewoks. Boom, STAR WARS. You're welcome, girls.
@DannyEarl: Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown it's all panic and screaming
@RowanElHossary: I cried during that sad part of Titanic, when Rose threw that beautiful diamond in the ocean.
@AristotlesNZ: We'll take these $75 baby shoes. No need for a shoe box. We'll just let him wear & outgrow them on the car ride home.