@TheCatWhisprer: There should be an Uber for somebody to come over and wrap all your presents.
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@JillianKarger: ME: *drinks protein shake* Am I gonna be ripped now? BF: No, that's not how it— ME: *trapped under recliner I just tried to lift* Help