@markydoodoo: There was a fire at the Yankee Candle store. 8 killed. 19 injured. 1200 soothed.
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@CYComedy: Just had too much fun with a woman who lost her son named "Marco" in the supermarket just now.
@LOsepyan: According to my next door neighbor's diary I have "boundary issues" can you believe that?
@sexorpizza: Friend: Hey guess what? Me: What? Friend: No, guess! Me: I don't need this friendship that bad.