@markydoodoo: There was a fire at the Yankee Candle store. 8 killed. 19 injured. 1200 soothed.
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@Home_Halfway: People in glass houses can throw whatever they want. They live in a glass house, I'm not expecting them to be practical
@Jeff_G_Nixon: [barber shop] BARBER: what can we do for you today? MEDUSA: well.. [removes hat] BARBER: MEDUSA: BARBER: so do you want more or less snakes?
@steveolivas: I went through and unfollowed everyone who is better looking than me. It took a lot longer than I thought it would.
@KeetPotato: [tied up by the mafia] any last requests? "yes, let me go" [still gets killed despite finding a loophole cuz the mafia arent very nice]