@jonnysun: there was a girl on tv show who was crying sayin "i miss america" and it was real sad until someone corected her grammar and gave her a sash
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@KenJennings: I don't really like the idea that James Franco might be in my grandkids' history textbooks.
@ramjitsingh_: I think the main issue with 'The Hunger Games' is that while her life is at stake, boy problems are still presented as legitimate threats.
@AndyRichter: Man, those guys in the Cialis commercial sure are charmed by their wives' approximations of human behavior
@KyleMcDowell86: DATING TIP: IF YOU EAT A MAGNET AND SLIP ANOTHER MAGNET INTO YOUR DATE'S DINNER SHE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOU