@jonnysun: there was a girl on tv show who was crying sayin "i miss america" and it was real sad until someone corected her grammar and gave her a sash
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@RidiculousSheri: I would rather lie there and accept death than try to get out of a hammock while anyone is watching me.
@KateWhineHall: Dear parents who line up 45 minutes early in the school pick-up line, I don't understand.
@Ideal_Victoria: I replace all the family pictures my coworkers have on their desks with pictures of baby sloths and suddenly I need professional help?!?