@shutupmikeginn: There was a pretty girl in the produce section so to impress her I bought a mango
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@MdUNH: Expendables 4 (Rated R): Tom, Sylvester & Wiley Coyote coldly hunt down & eat Jerry, Tweety & Roadrunner. Directed by Quentin Tarantino.
@greggjgc79: [catches your phone before it hits the ground] Whew, that was close! [smashes your phone against the wall] See, that could have happened.
@d2BMcG: I've not smoked weed in two year, during that time I've completed sooooo much ...................... drunk