@shariv67: There was no bonus fry at the bottom of the bag. But the story has a happy ending. I found it later in my sports bra.
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@BoogTweets: (Creating the platypus) God: Make that beaver think a duck is sexy and then they, *hip thrusts* Angel: What? God: You know *hip thrusts*
@bobinhiding: When the wife says, "Would you rather spend time with your imaginary friends than with me?" "Yeah, kind of." Is not the right answer.