@JohnHilsen: There were over 14,000 wars before McDonalds launched the Dollar Menu. Since launching it, there's only been 32. Those are just the facts.
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@hansabumsadaisy: #rubbishjokes Watched all Star Wars movies back to back with my friend. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
@SwanieChicken: Is it still a walk of shame if I'm leaving my own house? It ain't like I'm proud of what happened in there.
@shutupmikeginn: The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies you'd almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.
@WheelTod: Not saying dogs are better than kids in every aspect; but good luck finding a kid willing to lick up his own vomit.