@JohnHilsen: There will be no screen names left for our children's children.
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@timdonakowski: Anyone else bite their bottom lip and make a noise when inserting your headphone plug? Me neither.
@nice_mustard: dear teenage me, it's the future. no flying cars but you will write jokes on a telephone. no don't kill yourself it's actually pretty fun
@AmishPornStar1: I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan never knew what an incredible legacy he would leave.
@deegeemindi: If someone got my name tattooed on them I'd break up with them to prove it was a bad idea.