@KevinFarzad: "There will be snacks." - someone successfully convincing me to do anything
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@jordan_stratton: You're not impressing anyone, server who didn't write down our orders. You're just making us anxious.
@ruinedpicnic: "I want you back in my arms..." - me, drowsily, to the bag of blood hanging beside the donation bed
@StellaGMaddox: My daughter wrote, "I will see you every day of our lives," on my Mother's Day card, so I guess we've resorted to threats now.