@jwoodham: There's a 100% chance the Republicans will discuss Starbucks cups in a debate tonight, so remember that when they ask how they lost in 2016.
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@HogwartsLogic: If you ever feel bad about your procrastination, Harry had three month to figure out the egg clue and still did it the night before
@ArfMeasures: GOD: *creates ant* I'm so pleased with this ANT: You could say you're triumphANT lol GOD: *creates anteater*
@someonesmomma: I just got a paper cut from a 108 yr old book so I'm sitting here waiting to turn into a vampire