@jwoodham: There's a 100% chance the Republicans will discuss Starbucks cups in a debate tonight, so remember that when they ask how they lost in 2016.
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@KaptainKoRnie: Bf and I are on 2 completely different emotional planes right now. Work faster, whiskey.
@Try2StopME: Interviewer: "So why should we hire you?" Me: "Cause I need a job very badly." Interviewer: "So?" Me: "And you have a vacancy. BINGO"
@Extranaut: Indians will wait 25 years to have sex but not 25 seconds for the traffic signal to turn green.
@Marlebean: If you asked me to bring a dish to your party, just know that I snacked on it the whole way to your house.