@NikiWithIssues: There's a butterfly in my office and a nerf gun in my purse. Susan, clear my schedule.
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@dyldonot: RED RIDING HOOD: what big pupils you have grandmother WOLF: yeah I found some pills in the bathroom I love you they're unreal you want some?