@NikiWithIssues: There's a butterfly in my office and a nerf gun in my purse. Susan, clear my schedule.
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@CraigChamberlin: Apparently "What inning is it?" is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.
@jumpdashark: My friend called me from a private number last night so I just returned the favor by knocking on his door with a ski mask on.
@TheAlexNevil: Movies Lesson #5: very few people die while trying to get from one hotel room to another using the ledge outside, so give it a shot.