@1Happytwit: There's a cat curled up on my pillow, and I'd probably be a lot more cool with that if I actually owned a cat.
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@H0TMessBarbie: I've finally reached the age where I can't function without my glasses...especially if they're empty.
@fro_vo: "hey mister can i pet your dog?" "sure kid" "what kind is he?" "that there's a pure beef vienna son careful don't get mustard on your shirt"
@RorynotRoy: "How fast can you hack into the system!?" "20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues